Rendy Jones 6/2/26 Rendy Jones 6/2/26

‘Masters of the Universe’ Review: Travis Knight Revives He-Man With Colorful Chaos and Surprising Heart

I haven’t had this much fun with an action summer blockbuster since Furiosa, and that’s coming from a they/he who doesn’t give a hoot about He-Man.

Rendy Jones 10/8/25 Rendy Jones 10/8/25

‘Tron: Ares’ Review: Time to Pull the Plug on this Series, Permanently

Haha, bad script go 101010101010101010101010101.

Rendy Jones 7/27/23 Rendy Jones 7/27/23

‘Haunted Mansion’ Review: All Thrills, No Chills in Ghoulishly Generic Disney Update

I caught Walt Disney’s ghost on its way to the projectionist booth holding the film canister that said “Haunted Mansion straight-to-Disney+ reboot,” but nobody believed me.