'Miller's Girl' Review: Tumblr-fied Script Forsakes Jenna Ortega in 90s-Wannabe Erotic Thriller
Jade Halley Bartlett's hollow manic-gothic-screenplay fails to reach an intelligent margin.
'Mean Girls' Review: Tina Fey's Catty Plastics Return in Musical Form Wearing Shorter Claws
Finally washed that Dear Evan Hansen stench out of my mouth.
'The Beekeeper' Review: Jason Statham Kicks Crypto Bros Butts With Solid Silliness and a Smug
Statham's Adam Clay works effectively as a fun action hero based on his pseudo-Bugs Bunny mode of operation.
'Night Swim' Review: Supernatural Suburban Pool Horror Fails to Make a Splash
I want to make a water-related pun, but it doesn't deserve my H2Originality.
'Anyone But You' Review: Mid Ado About Nothing
That Glen Powell fellow. You can put that man against a brick wall, and he would still generate endless chemistry with it.
'Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom' Review: Final DCEU Flick Flops Like a Fish
Such a significant nothing burger of a blockbuster.
'The Color Purple' Review: Black Excellence Uplifts Fantastic Musical Update of Alice Walker's Novel
A dazzling adaptation full of energy, elevated by its exceptional Black female cast.
'Migration' Review: Feathery Vacation Riff Takes Flight as the Best Illumination Feature Ever Made
A Mi-Great-Time at the movies for the family.
'Maestro' Review: Bradley Cooper's Earnest Bio-Drama Emphasizes the Bi in Leonard Bernstein
Cooper went full “grad student doing his research paper” mode.
'American Fiction' Review: Cord Jefferson's Truthful, Sharp Satire has Jeffrey Wright at his Finest
The cinematic manifesto for every Black creative who was finally recognized in the industry because of white guilt.