Maleficent: Mistress of Evil Review
Who was that brave dumbass that said, "Hey, what if this was Shrek 2, but then it turned into season 8 of Game of Thrones while also making it an introduction to the concept of genocide for kids?”
Zombieland: Double Tap Review
10 years since the predecessor and this is what you came up with?
Gemini Man Review
If there’s anything favorable I feel about this movie it's that they filmed a scene at my college!
Jexi Review
A 2019 comedy from the writers who brought you The Hangover, whose screenplay talents are stuck in the fucking 2000s.
The Addams Family Review
What a year in animation it’s been where some of my least anticipated movies of the year ended up being surprisingly enjoyable.
Greener Grass Review
This was by far the weirdest movie I saw during Sundance and upon rewatching… uh, yeah, it’s still the weirdest movie of 2019 and one of the funniest for that matter.
Parasite Review
As I left the theater, the first words that were uttered under my breath was, “Oh, so this is what Cinema feels like?”
Marriage Story Review
Ugh, the more I type about this the more I tear up just thinking about it.
Pain and Glory Review
I’m loving this recent surge of screenwriters getting self-reflective with their projects, making some of the most poignant and effectively moving pictures of the year.