The Kitchen Review
If you’ve seen any crime or mob film ever, chances are you’ve seen The Kitchen.
The Angry Birds Movie 2 Review
Thurop Van Orman does with Angry Birds as Waititi did with Thor.
One Child Nation Review
Double bill this with Netflix’s American Family later this month and ooof… you’re going to be fucked up over how wild Chinese culture is.
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark Review
Maybe my excitement for this flew way too close to the sun.
Brian Banks Review
If I type out this review, maybe they’ll stop sending me emails about this movie.
Dora and the Lost City of Gold Review
Moner comes onboard as if she was Clockwork Orange-d into binging endless episodes of Dora the Explorer until she became one with the titular character, which she did.
The Art of Racing in the Rain Review
Forget The Art of Racing in the Rain, you should’ve called this The Art of Seeking Distribution.
The Nightingale Review
Throws so much abhorrent shock value your way that it becomes numbing.
Luce Review
As of now, I’m completely satisfied with not seeing it because Luce is everything one should look for in a satisfying super villain origin story, if not more.
Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw Review
Honestly, I didn’t expect to speak this film into existence, but I’m glad I did.