Paddington 2 Review
This is a movie that is just pure, precious, and just the right amount of perfect.
Proud Mary Review
Hey SONY I know you should feel ashamed for releasing certain movies but out of everything, you decided not to promote “Proud Mary”? Save your shitty marketing for a film that deserves your shitty marketing.
The Commuter Review
While “Non-Stop” was Taken: The Plane, “The Commuter” is Taken: The Train.
Insidious: The Last Key Review
As long as you can set these movies back before 2011 then you can keep making this franchise work until Lin Shaye says “No.”
Molly's Game Review
You know how Beyonce said a diva is a female version of a hustler? Well Molly Bloom may the perfect replacement for the word diva because she is the overall definition of a hustler.
All the Money in the World Review
The story is about a kid who is kidnapped by gangsters, but yet the villain is really Mr. Getty
The Greatest Showman Review
Nobody is pulling a Russell Crowe for everyone’s singing ability is in their prime.
Father Figures Review
Oh WB comedies. You used to be my guilty pleasure, but now you’re my mortal enemy.
Pitch Perfect 3 Review
If this movie had a theme song it would be, “The Lazy Song” by Bruno Mars because its doing nothing at all.
The Post Review
What can I say about Spielberg’s direction? Its friggin Steven Spielberg. He can direct a movie about a chair and it would still be impressive as hell.