Blair Witch Review
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Blair Witch Review

Sometimes you don’t have to see the creature in order to be terrified, it is what the creature does and the people’s reaction to them

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Morgan Review
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Morgan Review

It just took the last 5 minutes to mess up everything it built because it features an ending that M. Night Shyamalan would say “man I grew up from this.” It has a plot twist that intends for you to gasp and get surprised but you end up groaning then immediately booing.

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Mechanic: Resurrection Review
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Mechanic: Resurrection Review

For being a sequel for one of his better action films, The Mechanic: Resurrection is another generic Jason Statham action movie with cheap violence, poor performances, and a waste of your time. 

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Hands of Stone Review
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Hands of Stone Review

The first 30 minutes is really solid showing the beginnings of Duran but then after he defeats Sugar Ray, the film gradually goes downhill from there. The movie just displays scenes of brief conversations to sex scenes to more brief conversations that either goes nowhere or just does something silly.

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Don't Breathe Review
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Don't Breathe Review

Don’t Breathe is a crazy of hide and seek (with death) game from beginning to end.

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Ben-Hur Review
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Ben-Hur Review

Because we’re in 2016, everything that has to be remade has to be given EPIC BLOCKBUSTER SEQUENCES WITH OVERUSE OF CG. That is exactly what this film is, an epic summer blockbuster which is everything it shouldn’t be.

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Kubo and the Two Strings Review
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Kubo and the Two Strings Review

I saw grown adults crying. I saw myself crying. The movie gets to a really depressing place that you question how is the situation going to resolve. Even the opening scene, it engages you and pretty much says “WE’RE NOT YOUR AVERAGE LIGHTHEARTED FAMILY FILM. WE’RE LAIKA!” 

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Nine Lives Review
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Nine Lives Review

There are so many bad things about this movie for families. But if you’re either drunk, or high, or need a movie to go hook up in because nobody will be at this theater a week after its opening weekend. One way or another, you will have a ball. As a critic, my mind was in pain and torture, but as myself my heart was going insane, which had me laughing my ass off for all the wrong reason. 

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Pete's Dragon Review
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Pete's Dragon Review

The only thing this story has to do with 1977’s Pete’s Dragon is both the name and the characters names of Pete and Elliot. It’s as if the writers looked back at the original and said yeah lets change this up….a lot. 

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