Sausage Party Review
But in all honesty I have seen a lot of shitty parents take their kids to the worst films that they shouldn’t be introduced to at their age. But with this movie, take em. It doesn’t matter how much the marketing keeps screaming its R rating down your throat, I know some dumbass parent will take their kids to see Sausage Party. And years later from now if your kid grows being fucked up, it’s your fault because this movie will mess your kid up.
Jason Bourne Review
Matt Damon was nominated for The Martian, Alicia Vikander just won an Oscar for The Danish Girl, and Paul Greengrass last film prior to this was Captain Phillips which was one of my favorite films of 2013. This film is a huge step back for all of them.
Nerve Review
With a messed up premise to make teenagers do dumb things, Nerve is a film that boasts charming leads and unexpectedly have more thought to say thanks to directing duo Henry Joost and Ariel Schulman.
Star Trek Beyond Review
Right off the bat with the introduction to the film, Justin Lin’s director perception of Star Trek is very similar to JJ Abrams but in a way much better. You see Lin capture what made his last 2 Fast and Furious films great and applied it to this Star Trek film which is (as Vin Diesel famously says) family.
Lights Out Review
With this being a small 2 minute short that was impressively filmed, you would guess there wasn’t much to expect with this film. You guessed wrong. Lights Out has to be the most perfect PG13 horror film since Insidious.
Ice Age: Collision Course Review
By this point, I’m convinced 20th Century Fox doesn’t care for making family films unless it involves them making a quick buck. I swear beyond the 3D glasses I saw an animal laundering money for Fox in the background.
Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates Review
What makes it even worse the film constantly references Wedding Crashers and try to imitate some scenes from the film when you could just be watching Wedding Crashers.
The Secret Life of Pets Review
What is great about Illumination’s newest animated film is that there are constant creative character designs for every character they create and the variation of pets in The Secret of Pets. We know the type of humor the studio is capable of with funny visual gags and quirky dialogue and this film is nothing short of that.