Blinded By the Light Review
Javed’s Springsteen set Walkman plays like a magic conch, and like Spongebob, he listens to every word and takes them literally.
Where'd You Go, Bernadette Review
It’s depressing that August is literally the dumping ground for incomplete, underdeveloped movies, but it’s just painful that one of those underdeveloped movies would be a Linklater feature.
The Kitchen Review
If you’ve seen any crime or mob film ever, chances are you’ve seen The Kitchen.
The Angry Birds Movie 2 Review
Thurop Van Orman does with Angry Birds as Waititi did with Thor.
One Child Nation Review
Double bill this with Netflix’s American Family later this month and ooof… you’re going to be fucked up over how wild Chinese culture is.
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark Review
Maybe my excitement for this flew way too close to the sun.
Brian Banks Review
If I type out this review, maybe they’ll stop sending me emails about this movie.
Dora and the Lost City of Gold Review
Moner comes onboard as if she was Clockwork Orange-d into binging endless episodes of Dora the Explorer until she became one with the titular character, which she did.
The Art of Racing in the Rain Review
Forget The Art of Racing in the Rain, you should’ve called this The Art of Seeking Distribution.
The Nightingale Review
Throws so much abhorrent shock value your way that it becomes numbing.