The Happytime Murders Review
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The Happytime Murders Review

Somewhere… somehow… the movie presses the “fuck it” button and falls victim to the studio’s demand to abide by the raunchy comedy code of conduct.

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Crazy Rich Asians Review
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Crazy Rich Asians Review

Just like “Black Panther” I walked in expecting a standard genre movie, but the film is fueled with cultural significance and they use it as the primary theme for the narrative.

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Mile 22 Review
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Mile 22 Review

The way this movie is spliced together feels less like a movie and more like the longest commercial for the CIA ever created.

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Slender Man Review
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Slender Man Review

I was so close to handing the “Why The Fuck Do You Even Exist” award to “Sherlock Gnomes” this year, but “Slender Man” just had to be dumped on us.

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Dog Days Review
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Dog Days Review

I’m not trying to be cynical but there is no need for this telegraphed family sitcom to be on a big screen.

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The Meg Review
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The Meg Review

When your movie has Jason Statham swimming in a Megladon-infested ocean singing, ‘Just Keep Swimming’ as he’s doing it, you know exactly what tone the film strikes:

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Christopher Robin Review
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Christopher Robin Review

Did an executive from the studio say, “We’re Disney. We can’t let this be smart and dignified. We’ll be as silly as ALL OF OUR CURRENT MOVIES ARE!”

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The Darkest Minds Review
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The Darkest Minds Review

Jesus, Fox didn’t you just finish “The Maze Runner” trilogy in January? There is no need for you to start another franchise.

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