Mile 22 Review
The way this movie is spliced together feels less like a movie and more like the longest commercial for the CIA ever created.
Slender Man Review
I was so close to handing the “Why The Fuck Do You Even Exist” award to “Sherlock Gnomes” this year, but “Slender Man” just had to be dumped on us.
Dog Days Review
I’m not trying to be cynical but there is no need for this telegraphed family sitcom to be on a big screen.
Never Goin' Back Review
The film is infused with energetic rambunctiousness that has you constantly laughing from beginning to end.
The Meg Review
When your movie has Jason Statham swimming in a Megladon-infested ocean singing, ‘Just Keep Swimming’ as he’s doing it, you know exactly what tone the film strikes:
Christopher Robin Review
Did an executive from the studio say, “We’re Disney. We can’t let this be smart and dignified. We’ll be as silly as ALL OF OUR CURRENT MOVIES ARE!”
The Darkest Minds Review
Jesus, Fox didn’t you just finish “The Maze Runner” trilogy in January? There is no need for you to start another franchise.
Mission: Impossible - Fallout Review
What Brad Bird reinvented, Christopher McQuarrie maintained and perfected.
Teen Titans Go! To the Movies Review
“Teen Titans Go! To the Movies” takes jabs at everything superhero-related, the business of movie studios, and of course the studio they came from; it’s similar to what the merc with the mouth does but in an appropriate manner.