T2 Trainspotting Review
For the most part, these bastards are still taking drugs, but they’re not doing the same thing as before.
Beauty and the Beast Review
It’s as if Disney gave screenwriters Stephen Chbosky and Evan Spiliotopoulos, a copy of Linda Wolverton’s screenplay and a red sharpie, and said, “Do what you have to do."
Table 19 Review
This film is the most indiest indie movie to ever indie its way into a theater.
Rock Dog Review
It sucks that Rock Dog wasn’t released in 2015 or 2016 as it should’ve been especially if I haven’t seen several masterpieces such as Zootopia and Kubo and the Two Strings
Logan Review
The film is dark, gritty, and incredibly violent arguably more so than Deadpool. People get shot, cut, hands chopped off and decapitated in such a brutally bloody manner that it just feels to glorious to watch.
Fist Fight Review
You don’t blame Charlie Day for not wanting to fight Ice Cube. IT’S ICE CUBE! If you were Charlie Day you will go all the way back to Philadelphia and hide there.
Fifty Shades Darker Review
Fifty Shades Darker is the equivalent of seeing an incompatible couple getting back together after a week only for their relationship to go back to stage one.