When The Bough Breaks Review
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When The Bough Breaks Review

Rock a bye bullshit on the tree top and when the wind blows the production will flop, and When The Bough Breaks, the production will fall, and down will come bullshit, bullshit and all.

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The Magnificent Seven Review
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The Magnificent Seven Review

As much Fuqua praises his love for western you see him whole heartily takes his love and integrates it into the production and cinematography that takes you back to the westerns of the 70s but with Fuqua’s gritty look where the contrast filter is on 100%. There is an aesthetic atmosphere of classic Western cinema that you have to to appreciate.

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Storks Review
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Storks Review

 Through dialogue and visual gags throughout, it is relentless. It just gets to you no matter how much of a hard boiled egg you try to be.

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Snowden Review
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Snowden Review

Oliver Stone’s Snowden take its research to make the subject’s personal story correct, but oversimplifies it with a thin script and cheap thrills. It may contain a great cast and a wonderful performance by Snowden, but its padded out length and lack of entertainment doesn’t do it any justice. 

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Hacksaw Ridge Review
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Hacksaw Ridge Review

This biopic, Hacksaw Ridge, broke me. Never has a film put me through so much horrors, so much excruciating pain since 2013’ 12 Years A Slave. I can cry in movies, I had my fair share but, this made me feel a way I haven’t felt in a film in a long time. It is one of those films that makes you want to get a drink afterwards to think about your life. 

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Bridget Jones's Baby Review
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Bridget Jones's Baby Review

The return to Jones’s charm is back in the most lovable form and thats thank to Zellweger’s performance. For each Bridget Jones film she is able nab herself a Golden Globe nomination for Best Actress in the Musical or Comedy category and hopefully she could nab another one and in fact win it. Her return to her role isn’t only a brilliant return for a long absence but a form of proof that we need more Renée Zellweger in film.

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Blair Witch Review
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Blair Witch Review

Sometimes you don’t have to see the creature in order to be terrified, it is what the creature does and the people’s reaction to them

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Morgan Review
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Morgan Review

It just took the last 5 minutes to mess up everything it built because it features an ending that M. Night Shyamalan would say “man I grew up from this.” It has a plot twist that intends for you to gasp and get surprised but you end up groaning then immediately booing.

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Mechanic: Resurrection Review
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Mechanic: Resurrection Review

For being a sequel for one of his better action films, The Mechanic: Resurrection is another generic Jason Statham action movie with cheap violence, poor performances, and a waste of your time. 

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